Top 13 Hottest Men or the Men I Want in My Harem

I decided to be less grumpy for a few minutes and not rant.  I actually am not against objectifying either gender, after all we all love to look at beautiful things.  Frankly it cheers me up big time.  My only suggestion is that we we objectify each gender equally.  So here's my attempt at objectifying men (and totally loving it).
It's top 13 because there were 13 of them and it's my favorite number...

13. Kellan Lutz.

Twilight's underrated hottie (much more doable than Robert)

12.  Misha Collins.

Yep, he's an angel, albeit a rebellious one.

11.  Alexander Skaarsgard.  

I have always had a thing for vampires and this predates the Twilight craze by about 15 years...

10. Cristiano Ronaldo.

OH Yeah.  I know, he's a deuche, but whatever, I am not into his personality.  The bright side: He's only number 10.  Hold onto your panties girls.  Guys, well, if you aren't into it, you're just gonna have to grin and bear it, like WE always do.



9. Robert Pattinson

OK.  I confess I like this boy.  He's shy and cute and has the same eyebrows as my hubby (which by the way is the real number one of this list-not undeservingly, but because he's damn gorgeous; however, I do not want a bunch of females stalking him, so I am keeping limited to celebrities).
Anyhow, Robert is a good actor and he will become better once this Twilight stuff is done with.



8.  Brad Pitt.

What can I say?  He's Brad.  I had a crush on him since I was a teen.  An oldie, but a goodie.



7.  Will Smith.

He's hot and talented in pretty much everything.  I think I have enjoyed every movie he's been in, even Independence Day!



6.  Johnny Depp.

He's yummy most of the time, but especially when he's Jack Sparrow.  I don't know why dirty pirates with eye make-up turn me on, but apparently they do!



5.  Christian Bale.

It was love at first sight when I watched Newsies.  Then he decided to show his perfect chest in every movie and won my heart.  He's a decent actor and I like his lips just as much his abs.  Who's with me?



4.  David Beckham.

 I am not interested in teaching him Physics or Philosophy.  He just looks amazing (except when he decides to do weird shit with his hair).




3.  Ryan Reynolds.  

Frankly I don't even remember the plots or names of the movies he's been in.  I think I was watching him instead.



2.  Jensen Ackles.

Supernatural is the best TV Show I have ever watched (pretty much anyone who watches will agree).  They actually solve mysteries and answer questions (unlike LOST)!  Jensen can act extremely well and is one of the only actors who convince me when they cry and that includes women.  Too bad him and his co-lead are only cast in idiotic scary movies without plots.




1. Jared Padalecki.

I had a hard time deciding which Winchester brother should be number one.  I decided to go with Sam (Jared P.) because he is the one geek we all would like to bring home.  His giant frame had something to do with the choice, yes, but so did his cute dimples and tiny ass.