Top 13 Hottest Men or the Men I Want in My Harem

I decided to be less grumpy for a few minutes and not rant.  I actually am not against objectifying either gender, after all we all love to look at beautiful things.  Frankly it cheers me up big time.  My only suggestion is that we we objectify each gender equally.  So here's my attempt at objectifying men (and totally loving it).
It's top 13 because there were 13 of them and it's my favorite number...

13. Kellan Lutz.

Twilight's underrated hottie (much more doable than Robert)

12.  Misha Collins.

Yep, he's an angel, albeit a rebellious one.

11.  Alexander Skaarsgard.  

I have always had a thing for vampires and this predates the Twilight craze by about 15 years...

10. Cristiano Ronaldo.

OH Yeah.  I know, he's a deuche, but whatever, I am not into his personality.  The bright side: He's only number 10.  Hold onto your panties girls.  Guys, well, if you aren't into it, you're just gonna have to grin and bear it, like WE always do.



9. Robert Pattinson

OK.  I confess I like this boy.  He's shy and cute and has the same eyebrows as my hubby (which by the way is the real number one of this list-not undeservingly, but because he's damn gorgeous; however, I do not want a bunch of females stalking him, so I am keeping limited to celebrities).
Anyhow, Robert is a good actor and he will become better once this Twilight stuff is done with.



8.  Brad Pitt.

What can I say?  He's Brad.  I had a crush on him since I was a teen.  An oldie, but a goodie.



7.  Will Smith.

He's hot and talented in pretty much everything.  I think I have enjoyed every movie he's been in, even Independence Day!



6.  Johnny Depp.

He's yummy most of the time, but especially when he's Jack Sparrow.  I don't know why dirty pirates with eye make-up turn me on, but apparently they do!



5.  Christian Bale.

It was love at first sight when I watched Newsies.  Then he decided to show his perfect chest in every movie and won my heart.  He's a decent actor and I like his lips just as much his abs.  Who's with me?



4.  David Beckham.

 I am not interested in teaching him Physics or Philosophy.  He just looks amazing (except when he decides to do weird shit with his hair).




3.  Ryan Reynolds.  

Frankly I don't even remember the plots or names of the movies he's been in.  I think I was watching him instead.



2.  Jensen Ackles.

Supernatural is the best TV Show I have ever watched (pretty much anyone who watches will agree).  They actually solve mysteries and answer questions (unlike LOST)!  Jensen can act extremely well and is one of the only actors who convince me when they cry and that includes women.  Too bad him and his co-lead are only cast in idiotic scary movies without plots.




1. Jared Padalecki.

I had a hard time deciding which Winchester brother should be number one.  I decided to go with Sam (Jared P.) because he is the one geek we all would like to bring home.  His giant frame had something to do with the choice, yes, but so did his cute dimples and tiny ass.

What Would Jesus Drive?

Sure, I am not religious and I do not believe in a god  that cares or intervenes, but I still think the idea of Jesus is a good one.  There is no proof of the man claiming divinity and all the second hand evidence points to it that he was a good guy, trying to teach others to be good, kind and compassionate.

So why is it  mostly the religious and conservative folk who usually buy Hummers?
Wired.com has an awesome article on the subject.
http://www.wired.com/autopia/2009/09/conservative-ideology-drives-hummer-ownership/

Getting back to Jesus, seriously, what do you think he would drive?
Would even consider buying a car.  My bet is that Jesus would be riding a bike wearing a pair of Birkenstocks.

Beyond the obvious Freudian reason why people buy Hummers, Wired says that there is another reason, an ideological urge to show others how much they like to guzzle gas, because it's patriotic.  That's fucking awful.   How can anyone feel patriotic when you are squandering a resource, just being wasteful, driving all by yourself in your tank?

I have been long fantasizing about starting a trend to somehow bother and insult the asshats who drive these vehicles.  I thought about putting invisible glow in the dark decals on their H2 monstrosities that read remarks such as, "Guess what I am compensating for?".  This was an expensive and obviously unrealistic dream, so I did what any sensible person would do; I searched for H2 protestors on Google and found a wonderful website built by like-minded individuals: FUH2.com.

FUH2 is a post for images of people flipping the bird at Hummers.  Most Hummers are parked and empty, but some are not and that takes courage.  Personally I'd be afraid that one those douchbags/bagettes would take out a gun!

So for now, I will just raise the corner of my lip with distaste and give them dirty looks, but I would love to hear about your dreams of protesting Hummers and other giant vehicles.
And don't forget, what would Jesus drive?  Now that would make a sweet bumper sticker, just not for me. :P

First Rant - The easily offended, BE WARNED: This isn't for you!

My husband thinks I’m too feisty.  I guess I can see where he’s coming from.  I get a little excited about the issues I feel passionately about.  Recently, he suggested I start a blog and rant at the good surfer folk instead of him.  He said something to the effect of, ”At least these people will have asked for the trouble and you can’t yell through writing.”  I bet I can (and without typing in all capitals too).  I promise, no yelling.  OK, maybe a little bit.

I should count the things I thoroughly enjoy debating about before I let myself get carried away.  I don’t want you to hang around to find that I’m just not your type of girl.  If you oppose my ideas, please be prepared to bring solid evidence and fact with your insult, but god dammit just don’t tell me Jesus loves me and all that crap.  I’m sure Jesus was a cool guy, but he died millennia ago.  He can’t back your claims up.

Here we go:

*** When I say idiots, morons, imbeciles, dumb, stupid, what I refer to is a kind of person who does not read, immerses themselves in celebrity culture, doesn’t know the capital of any other countries than the one he resides in and/or  is blindly religious.   


If I use the word “uneducated”, it doesn’t mean academically, it means “unlearned”. You can learn without school, but you need to want to. 


I’ll probably add to this description later on. 





I enjoy talking about mythology and religion and yes, I am on the side of science.
I love to talk my husband’s ear off with conspiracy theories of all kinds, none of which involve the Anti-Christ (the science thing).

I therefore also like to talk about politics, but in a general sense.  I don’t care who was elected to be the governor where, but I am interested in the administration’s actions in general and their puppet masters’ real agenda.

I hate pretty much all reality shows (Big Brother, etc.) and TV shows based on nothing, but pure idiocy, with a passion and cannot stand watching a minute of nonsense of the sort.  Maybe for a sociological evaluation of the less intelligent members of our species.  That reminds me, who says there is a missing link in Evolution?  Have they ever seen Jersey Shore?

Speaking of TV Shows, here is another thing that makes me cringe (and undoubtedly so many others).  Whenever there is an intelligent show on TV with a smart plot, deep characters and thought-provoking theme- IT GETS CANCELLED.  Soon TV will be only commercials, reality shows and fake documentaries about fake (but cool sounding) crap.  Which brings me to the dumbing down of society.

The governments and religious authorities- who bow down to the few puppet masters above them , without even knowing who their masters are- want society to be dumb, gullible and easy to herd.  If you’re enjoying this rant, you are too smart to be a good citizen.  I suppose TV is their biggest  weapon.  Hey, they don’t even force it on the people- we pay for it , just to be brainwashed.  Only things will get much worse if the next generations never learn to question the world around them, to question authority.  Just imagine a world full of submissive idiotic sheep (some of which may be related to YOU!).

I positively want to smack people for having babies left right and centre, when they have no money, jobs or even the desire to feed these kids.  Have you noticed how the more uneducated, ignorant and religious people are, the more babies they have?  How many mathematicians do you know that have ten kids for example?  For more information on how dumb people will take over the world, please watch Idiocracy.

There is a lot more to be said about all that I mentioned above.  That’s why I am starting this blog.  It’s about everything that needs to change.  So if you think the world was created in six days or that you have angel looking over your shoulder and think it’s a sin to question authority, either open your mind or take a hike.